Turn on the TV Turn on the radio Turn down that sound Turn down that sound
Open the curtains Open the windows What's happening around What's happening around
I'll do some washing I might go shopping I'm going downtown I'm going downtown
Until someone told me "Nothing happened today" And then someone told me "Nothing happened today"
I woke up late I had a headache I went back to sleep Go back to sleep
I stood there waiting Waiting for something There wasn't a thing Not even one thing
Until someone told me "Nothing happened today" And then someone told me "Nothing happened today"
Harry Hooper living in No.10 Bought a toupee And glued it to his head "It looks very natural" Everybody said
But then his wife said "Toupee, isn't that a French word?" And Harry said, "Ole" She said, "That's a Spanish word" And he said, "Okay Can't tell the difference these days"
I watched TV I wanted to see The late news at 10 It came on and then
She shuffled her papers She swiveled in her chair She looked up and she said
The weather was fair And then it turned cold It started to rain Pouring with rain
Today's Thursday Tomorrow's Friday And this is the date It's March 28th
And some people died And some people were born And some stayed the same And some went insane
It was the morning Then afternoon And then the night came And then the night came
Until someone told me "Nothing happened today" Someone told me "Nothing happened today"
Someone told me "Nothing happened Someone told me "Nothing happened Someone told me "Nothing happened today" Yeah, yeah It happened today