The Brothers Bright - It's A Wonderful Life | Текст песни

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• The Brothers Bright
• It's A Wonderful Life

Ha ha!

Great!

I'm the king of excess

I'm the sultan of sales

I'm the boss of bargains

My credit cards they never fail

I've got a 700 something on my beacon score

Which means I don't own a thing and I can buy even more

I'm a buffet-eating, tabloid-reading lovable guy

I get the best of the best that my money can't buy!

It's a wonderful life!

It's a wondferful life!

With my readheaded wife (readheaded wife)

It's a wonderful life!

Yes!

I'm the prince of impress

Oh I'm the chief of cha-ching (yeah!)

Oh I'm better than Julie Andrews

I get more than a few of my favourite things

I spent 700 dollars but I saved 10 percent

On this samurai sword, but I forgot to pay rent

I'm a bottom-dealing, system-beating trustworthy guy

And I'll break even when my pet pig learns to fly!

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Hey there fella, gimme a thousand dollars!

A thousand dollars, wow, why?!

Cause I wanna buy a llama!

A llama, why?!

Because I can, here's a dime! It's my down payment.

Who wants a llama ride? Anybody? Too soon?

A-do you need more money?

Do you need more cash? (oh yeah)

Do you need a bigger house and a big old car

And a big old burger in a tiki bar

And a big old rocket to reach big old Mars

Do ya!

Yes!

We want more!

We want more!

We need more!

I buy Japanese with my American pride

To keep the Joneses at bay I buy four-oh-five

I'm a steak-lovin', beer-guttin' huggable guy

And I used to be friends with the Magnum P.I.