Pirates declare war on the state Murder us cause we can’t wait In comes the weather reprise Hell hell’s over surprised This is the moment you feared Repeating every day for a year You don’t suspect yourself You go collect some health Stars like to act like themselves Stars like to act like themselves Pirates declare war on the state Pirates expect more from the yanks Everybody’s burning & worshiping trash Rise like a kleenex from the ash Everybody’s learning to disearn the cash Everybody wants a lot more cash! & the pioneers in the exterior Make you feel elated and inferior That’s because there’s no contest Pioneering is the best! And I guess I’ll have to see you motherfuckers in hell, cuz I got a secret you don’t want me to tell. I’ll be in heaven, at Seven Eleven! (Fucking gasoline till it’s gone forever) Cheetos & Freetos & Freaky burritos! (I didn’t like the weather but you made it all better) Funyons and bunions and drinks of el cabra! (There’s a video-camera in the shower!)