Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer oooh we are the guinness boys
Me futbol team's lost 4 - 1 (oh oh, oh oh) feeling bad and feeling glum (oh oh, oh oh) to the pub on a saturday night 30 minutes later and I feel alright oooh we are the guinness boys
Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer oooh we are the guinness boys
Some say i'm a drunken bum (oh oh, oh oh) Me mother in law she's some front (oh oh, oh oh) but I like a drink its a way of life it gets me out and away from the wife oooh we are the guinness boys
me mates and me are having fun (oh oh, oh oh) I look to the clock its half past one (oh oh, oh oh) the wife`s gonna kill me and the doors are locked I`ve got no money cause I spent the lot oooh we are the guinness boys
Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer oooh we are the guinness boys
Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer oooh we are the guinness boys
Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh) Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer oooh we are the guinness boys
Southgate
Gareth Southgate stood on the spot Couldn't believe the chance he got He'd be a hero with one toe punt But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS Should he hit to the left Should he hit to the right Don't really matter coz he was shite That's the way our luck goes Couldn't see the ball coz of the size of his nose If I score this it'll be a killer Coz they won't let me at Aston Villa Didn't take a run up for the kick Even me mum thinks I'm a prick DANCE NOW WHATEVER YOU WILL BE BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN WHEREVER WE MAY BE COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY