I´ve been warped by the rain, driven by the snow Drunk and dirty, don´t you know, And i´m still' willin'. And i was out on the road late at night Seen my pretty alice in ev´ry headlight Alice dallas alice. And i´ve been from tucson to tucumcari, tahachapi to tournapaw. I´ve driven ev´ry kind of righ that´s ever been made, Driven the backroads so i wouldn´t get weighed. And if you give me weed, whites, and wine, And you show me a sign, i´ll be willin' to be movin´. Kicked by the wind, dropped by the sleet Had my mead stoved in, but i´m still on my feet, And i'm still (in a whole lot of trouble). Smuggled some smokes, some folks from mexico. Baked by the sun ev'ry time i go to mexico. And i'm still ... And i've been ...