Jake: I got a big wheel rolling in my heart. Helen: I really don't know what that's supposed to mean. Jake: It means a Lawndale morning's gonna start. Helen: Put on your pants! We're seeing more than should be seen! Neighbors: I'll say! Helen: Today I'll be the perfect working wife and mother! Jake: Today, I'll show my clients that this man is strong! Helen: But, oh today, is booked like every other. Jake: I'll probably tell my clients they're right and I am wrong, Together: But still it's morning in the ‘burbs! Quinn: It's such a great day, I wish I could buy it. It looks so good it makes my eyeballs hurt. Does this go with this top? Should I try it? Quinn's Reflection: Oh, put on any skirt or shirt. You'd even look good wearing dirt. Quinn:Thanks! Both:On this morning in the ‘burbs! Daria: Oh me oh my, a lovely day is dawning, Oh what a joy, I didn't wake up dead, So I can go to school and then resume my yawning, And get my sleep in class instead of in my bed. Jake: Morning, Helen! Helen: Morning, Jake! Jake: Hair all right? Quinn: Looks kinda fake. Jake: Great! And now my leave I'll take, It's off to work I go... Quinn and Helen [spoken]: Bye! Helen: What's the weather like today? Weatherman: Maybe a hurricane on the way. Helen: But it's such a lovely day! Quinn: What does science know? Daria: Oh, that's great. The toast is cold. What tales of nothing will unfold? All: Here on this same old... Daria: This same old- All: -morning in the ‘burbs!