The Chaos - Bigger Dan God | Текст песни

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• Bigger Dan God

I was in a taxi out of my head
When a ten ton truck crashed into me and I was dead
I went up to heaven, knocked on the gates
God opens up and says hello to me
“Welcome in, you’re Carl from The Chaos!”
That’s right Beardo, now I’m running things

Because I’m bigger than God, Bieber and Rihanna
Google and Facebook, Gaga and Obama
Listen up God, I need a new band. Here’s a list:
Hendrix on guitar, Keith Moon on drums (but not too pissed)
Steve McQueen in the car, Kurt Cobain got the guns
Amy Winehouse doing the hoovering, Biggie rolling blunts
And if you strike down Beyonce, she can shake her buns
I’m bigger than God, Bieber and Rihanna
Google and Facebook, Usain Bolt and Mo Farah
I thought heaven would be shit, but being dead’s amazing
Now I’m in charge up here, everyone is raving
MJ’s on the dance floor, Bob Marley got the vibes
James Brown’s funky chicken, Elvis is burger and fries
John Lennon’s got the melodies, Freddy Mercury’s on the keys
Sinatra’s snorting Rescue Remedy, Ian Curtis dropping E’s
And if you send us Cheryl Cole, she can make the tea
Because I’m bigger than God, Bieber and Rihanna
Google and Facebook, Gaga and Obama