I was in a taxi out of my head When a ten ton truck crashed into me and I was dead I went up to heaven, knocked on the gates God opens up and says hello to me “Welcome in, you’re Carl from The Chaos!” That’s right Beardo, now I’m running things
Because I’m bigger than God, Bieber and Rihanna Google and Facebook, Gaga and Obama
Listen up God, I need a new band. Here’s a list: Hendrix on guitar, Keith Moon on drums (but not too pissed) Steve McQueen in the car, Kurt Cobain got the guns Amy Winehouse doing the hoovering, Biggie rolling blunts And if you strike down Beyonce, she can shake her buns
I’m bigger than God, Bieber and Rihanna Google and Facebook, Usain Bolt and Mo Farah
I thought heaven would be shit, but being dead’s amazing Now I’m in charge up here, everyone is raving MJ’s on the dance floor, Bob Marley got the vibes James Brown’s funky chicken, Elvis is burger and fries John Lennon’s got the melodies, Freddy Mercury’s on the keys Sinatra’s snorting Rescue Remedy, Ian Curtis dropping E’s And if you send us Cheryl Cole, she can make the tea
Because I’m bigger than God, Bieber and Rihanna Google and Facebook, Gaga and Obama