People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon Cause I get stoned in the mornin' and get drunk in the afternoon Kinda like my ol' blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade And I ain't got no money but I've damn sure got it made
(chorus) And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing if I can't get it on my own If you don't like the way I'm livin' you just leave this long haired country boy alone
Preacher man talkin' on TV puttin' down the rock and roll He wants me to send a donation cause he's worried about my soul He said "Jesus walked on the water" and I know that it's true But sometimes I think that preacher man might do a little walkin' too
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A poor girl wants to marry and the rich girl wants to flirt A rich man goes to college and the poor man goes to work A drunkard wants another drink of wine and the politician wants a vote I don't want much of nothing at all but I will take another toke