Here we go again, Hold your breath and count to ten Something's in the water, men I'll know it now, don't know it then I have to give it to you chaps All the bleeps and heart attacks I'm an idiot, I put the dick in ridiculous Naughty, naughty, naughty boy, An olive branch is not a toy I'll try, try, try again I'm full of ink, I have no pen I'll Little fidget, never mind, In a minute you'll be fine (Oh well) oh well (Oh well) oh well
You got your knickers in a twist and then you fell Oh well, oh well, oh well Different names and different numbers in hotels Oh well, oh well, oh
Doctor, doctor I can't take this any longer Oh, my head will spin without some medicine Am I a plonker? How 'bout scissor-paper-stone, If you win then I'll go home If you're obvious as a novice Through the door and eat my phone Always read the label, now, Be careful of the okay cows Feeling fine 'round dinnertime And then fight fight fight They're fighting up again Lick the jam, the jar'll pop Sticky fingers ate the lot
(Oh well) oh well (Oh well) oh well
You got your knickers in a twist and then you fell Oh well, oh well, oh well Different names and different numbers in hotels Oh well, oh well, oh
You thought you had them in the palm of your hand You thought you had them in the palm of your hand You thought you had them in the palm of your hand You thought you had them in the palm of your hand
(Oh well, oh well) Oh well You got your knickers in a twist and then you fell Oh well, oh well, oh well Different names and different numbers in hotels Oh well, oh well, oh well You got your knickers in a twist and then you fell Oh well, oh well, oh well Different names and different numbers in hotels