Well I just got back an’ I wish I never leave now (where’d you go?) Who dat Martian arrival at the airport yeah? (Where’d you go?) How many local dollars for a local anaesthetic? (Where’d you go?) The Johnny on the corner wasn't very sympathetic (where’d you go?)
I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery Sitting here in my safe European home Don’t wanna go back there again
Wasn’t I lucky and wouldn’t it be loverly? (Where’d you go?) Send us all cards, and have a lay in on Sunday (where’d you go?) I was there for two weeks, so how come I never tell (where’d you go?) That natty dread drinks at the Sheraton Hotel yeah? (Where’d you go?)
I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery Sitting here in my safe European home Don’t wanna go back there again
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They got the sun and they got the palm tress (where’d you go?) They got the weed, and they got the taxies (where’d you go?) Whoa, the harder they come, n’ the home of ol’ Bluebeat (where’d you go?) Yes I’d stay and be a tourist but can’t take the gun play (where’d you?)
I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery An’ sitting here in my safe European home Don’t wanna go back there again
Yeah? Rudie come from Jamaica Rudie can’t fail Rudie come from Jamaica Rudie can’t fail Rudie come from Jamaica cos Rudie can’ t fail Rudie come From Jamaica rude cant fail Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie can’t fail Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie can’t fail A-Rudie loot and a-Rudie shoot and a-Rudie come up then back down Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie *&^$&£”£%£* Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie can’t fail Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie he can’t fail Nice guy European home Explosive European home Twenty Four Track European home Yes he come and yes he go knows what Rudie knows
* intentional gibberish, see also The Right Profile*