What the hell is wrong with me? I'm not who I want to be I tried spot cream and I tried it all Crawling up the wall!
What's my name, name, name
I tried to join a ping-pong club Sign on the door said, "all fulled up" I got nicked, fighting in the road The judge didn't even know
What's my name, name, name
Dad go pissed so I got clocked Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot Offers Mum a bribe through the letter box Drives you fucking mad
I'm round the back of your house at night Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight? I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip And you won't know who came
What's my name, name, name What's my name, name, name