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Ha-low!

Hello, yourself.

I wish to be direct-ed
to an 'otel,
tavern,
lodging house in hospice.
I wish...
I know a tavern.
This way.
Sapient pearwood.
The tourist's luggage
is no ordinary suitcase.
It has absolutely no brainand a homicidal attitude towards anything
that threatens its master
and would follow him anywhere.
I wish...
for an acc-omodation,
a room, lodgings,
are your rooms clean,
a roomwithaview,
what is your rate for one night,

what is for breakfast,
where are the...

bathrooms, sir?

He's got plenty of money.

It'll be...

two dollars then?

And that thing
has to stay in the stables.

Two.

Two-ah?

Two-ah.

Two-ah.

Two.

Shower?

It is. Sapient pearwood.

Itsis sonbon... ride...

toiletries? Toilet?

May I be of assistance?

Shove off, Rincewind.

It won't work.

It's the book,
it tells him what to say.

It's magic.

So you're a wizard!

And you speak Ankh-Morporkean!

- Yes. I did a correspondence course.
- What's all this about then?

Well, a tourist should always
use his phrasebook

so that people will know you're one.

And...

is that really your luggage?

Yes. And...

are you really a wizard?

I hear the famous Unseen University
is a must see.

I was hoping to visit it
so that when I get back home

- I could say, "I did that."
- Yeah, well, it's closed.


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