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• It's agreed.

For... For...

For the exams.

- Where is your home?
- Have you heard of Bes Pelargic?

It's the major seaport
of the Agatean Empire.

That's the Counterweight Continent,
isn't it?

We may be small
but we're equal in weight

to all the major land masses
of this hemicircle.

That's because the ancient legend...

It says that it's made of gold.

It's not made of gold.

Gold is just a really common metal.

You might like to keep that...
to ourselves.

On the house.
- Who is he?
- He says he's a tourist.

- What's that mean, then?
- I think it means idiot.

You are correct in your surmise.

This is, technically, false coinage.

I knew it, I knew it.
I got a nose for a dud un.

- What do you mean, technically?
- Well, you see,

our Ankh-Morpork coins...

contain rather less gold
than a pint of sea water.

I knew it!

But this, my friend,

is solid gold.

What?!

I've gotta get back.
<i>And so,</i>

<i>the leaders of a number of the many
gangs, guilds, and collections</i>

<i>of other nefarious dirt bags
of Ankh-Morpork</i>

<i>were aware that someone
had arrived in the city</i>

<i>who appeared to have much treasure.Including Emor, its greatest thief.
So...

No... guards?

No, why?
What do I have that's worth stealing?

Well, the trunk.

There can't be more

than two very small wands
made of sapient pearwood

in all the cities of the circle sea,

let alone a whole box.

That or the...

the gold.

Barely 2,000 rhinu.

Is a rhinu one of those...

big gold coins?

Do you think I paid
the innkeeper too much?

I think he might
have settled for less.

I can see I've got a lot to learn.

An idea occurs to me.

Rincewind,

would you perhaps consent
to be employed as a...

perhaps the word guide
would fit the circumstances.

I think I could afford to pay you a...

a rhinu a day.

Oh, dear,

I've offended you.

It was an impertinent request,
doubtless you have

works of high magic to return to.

One of those a day?

- Two then?
- What do you want to see?

I want to see everything.
I mean, genuine Morporkean life.

I want to go to the slave markets
and the whore pits,

the Temple of Small Gods,
the Beggar's Guild...

and a genuine tavern brawl.

No, no, I'm not suggesting
we get involved.

I just wanna see it, that's all.

And some of your famous heroes, like...

Cohen The Barbarian.

- You do know him?
- Oh, yes, yes, of course!

Good. Well.

So, it's agreed?

- Agreed?
- Excellent!