You're just a lowly Cheddar Monk, Always running out of tricks; But a spell I know will change your luck When you get to level six. It doesn't burn like Fireball spells, And it won't boost like Greater Wish; But the thing I always find excels Is Summon Bigger Fish!
To make the Gungans food to eat, Summon bigger fish! To save you from the laundry fleet, Summon bigger fish! To send your foes into retreat, Without this spell you're incomplete: Summon bigger fish... Summon bigger, summon bigger fish!
When laser sword diplomacy fails, And the giant sand creature's got you on the rails. Don't despair, it'll soon turn its tail, When that quickly growing shadow, it becomes a whale!
There's no spell as versatile, To perfect your brilliant plans; When you've got to feed a crocodile, Or you crave a Hake Diane. You've tried a ten-foot laser pole, And the thing just doesn't reach; This spell you'll never need re-roll. Once more, into the breach!
If things look grim just wait and see, Summon bigger fish! Re-stock fish markets for a fee; Summon bigger fish! To wipe the smirk off his goatee; Your chocolate dice just rolled a three? Summon bigger fish... Summon bigger, summon bigger fish!
(spoken) "I really must try that spell more often."