The Repo Man Sings For You (Feat. Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)
It's the repo man, repossession is my occupation It's not my fault you facin' foreclosure, I told ya I'm just an agent, workin' for the man And his manuscript say you owe him for this land
Don't cry to me and don't lie to me Actin' like you ain't home, fakin' on the phone You shoulda thought about that when you bought the Benzy You missed a few increments Now we gotta come and get yo' shit
If you slip on the payments I get paid to make sure that you pay rent Or get out, throw all your clothes in the streets Frozen meats out your refrigerator
Then my boys come back and get it later with the forklift Heh, we don't care how hard you worked, we takin' yo' shit It's too late, your payment's way past your due date You couldn't hide from me, even with a new face
Or plastic surgery, your debt's outstandin' I don't care about your family, don't hand me No excuses, you know it's useless, no one's stoppin' me Just get off the property before I bring the cops with me
Possibly, this could turn into a criminal act Gimme your fax machine, PlayStation in the basement Adjacent to the big screen television You can't tell the system no, we gotta get the dough
The company want they G's or the keys To the convertible and hey, nothin' personal, okay? I'm just doin' my job (You know?) Collectin' on your debts, now you're losin' a wad
Bruisin' your wallet, whatever in your pocketbook All get took to my agency, then they payin' me It ain't phasin' me, that's my thing When I mob off witcha shit, listen to me sing
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One, paycheck from sleepin' on the street Too many bills my scrill don't meet Three day notice from the landlord on the seat Fo-fo' caliber shots ain't discrete
But motherfuckers still jack frequent, no secret 'Cause they shit be delinquent And on closer inspection, repossession collection Motivates birth protection in the brokest section
In other words, the ghetto Repo man, pullin' strings like Giupetto Squeeze two at him, let go, 'cause I just gotta be real I'm tired of infomercials with them five-year payment deals
See I was sleepin' on the carpet in my apartment When I heard my car ignition 'cause somebody sparked it So I run all the way down the hallway full throttle 'Don't give in' is my motto, so I bust him with a bottle
He screamin', \"Whatchu gon' pay me with?\" Then he started laughin', singin' crazy shit La la la la la la la, la la la la la I said, \"Shut the fuck up\", and then I banked him in the jaw
But that was no use, even though he skidaddled Bill collectors make my phone rattle, tell my kids don't tattle When you pick up the receiver, I'm sick with a fever You don't know where I am either
Even hillbillies at a party line dancin' Get they Ford trucks with poor financing Banks that give the loan figure, damn, in the worst case We makin' money 'cause we had it in the first place
And where was it that they got that cash from? You when you deposit it from bustin' yo' ass Well, two weeks after that last altercation I noticed my front lock had a slight alteration My TV was gone and out the window from my room I heard the repo man sing his devious tune, it went
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