What can I do, I know they've gotten to you When you say that your whites have an Ariel blue What's happened to you since I last saw you I thought I knew your name, but it's not you But it's not you
You're talking in a balloon, in this tidy room Sounding like a commercial for a serial I wish you could feel the way that I feel I wish you could feel but you're so unreal You're so unreal
What can I say, what can I say All the traits you had have all gone away Get up and wash at the right time of day And greet the world with the right things to say What can I say, what can I say
You're so ideal, you're never down at heel You're so ideal, but you're so unreal I wish you could feel the way that I feel I wish could feel but you're so unreal You're so unreal