Watch World War III on pay TV Television can be such a thrill Sitting home in your chair Watch the boys over there Charging across your TV screen Getting blowen to smithereens
Watch World War III on pay TV If you want to keep the kids at home They'll be glued to their sets Watching rockets and jets Blowing up schools and factories Putting an end to the birds and bees
It's worth every penny to tune in and see Who wins the Emmy At the ruins of the Academy Watch World War III on pay TV Before your television melts away
Think of the close-ups on the screen Find a face you know Isn't this better than Bishop Sheen? Better than the Late, Late Show? Watching the boys from your home town Fighting whoever they are Watching the cities falling down It's greater than Jack Paar!
They're out setting up the cameras now Though they don't know just where Still they've got to prepare Murrow's there to do his part Waiting for the war to start
See the hydrogen bomb explode As those mushrooms appear You'll be sipping your beer Zooming in with the Zoomar lens Watching while the whole world ends
It's worth every penny To tune in and see Who wins the Emmy At the ruins of the Academy Watch World War III on pay TV Before your television melts away Before your television melts away