Well I walk into the bar room & I play some rusty gospel tunes But the people they don't understand They are waiting for a rock'n'roll band
All the ladies they do scream & shout When I tell them what it's all about Stop your boozing, open your ears Praise the Lord, water is the new beer Now you people see for what I'm sent I'm a Keller gospel one man band
Guess Sid Vicious he is doin well Heaven's darkroom or lighthouse of hell But the eighties they're all dead & gone Sex & drugs ain't gonna be no fun Now the time has come for new rock'n'roll For the gospel trumpet swing & blow