Baby I was a loser Several years on the dole An Englishman with a very high voice Doing rock and roll
There are seas of sleeveless T-shirts And queues around the block And every man, woman and chile Wants to Suck my cock!
I’m in a band with my brother and my two best mates So I never leave the house without my SM58
Every inch of you You know I’m gonna work it Every inch of you Alright!
I wanted to be a doctor I wanted to be a vet Until I heard "Communication breakdown" On a TDK D90 cassette My entire adult life was spent defying the man I got the whole arena eating out of my hand
Every inch of you You know I’m gonna work it Every inch of you
I’ve attended my last lectures Slept through my last class You can take your qualifications And shove them up your arse
Every inch of you You know I’m gonna work it Every inch of you Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Every inch of you Every inch of you