It was a dusty old night and I'm the first to admit it I'm sure I upset someone but my memory has chosen to omit it A tiny voice telling me I really should cool it Chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish The first line hit me like a kick in the face I thought "I'd better have another one just in case" Next thing i knew, my heart was under attack I bought a one way ticket to hell...and back
One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell...
I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps But a coach-load of mutes would appear talkative chaps If they had seen fit to join me for a couple of hits Now my septum is in tatters and I've still got the runs Burned for a moment, then it kicked like a mule The strangers I recruited thought it was rocket fuel Several massive choking lines of glorius gack I bought a one way ticket to hell...and back
One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell...
Stick it up your f***ing nose!
Holding court, repeating myself, each repetition slightly louder Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder The wheels came off but I'm still on track I bought a one way ticket to hell...and back
One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell... One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell...