Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco, this is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be! You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes, you know where you can stick your brown eggs!
Bridge: I just want what every man wants, a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!
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(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf, shake it til the slugs fall off!
I like simple things, meaty pies! I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried. never could pronounce houderves, cannot speak the language of love!
Bridge: I just want what every man wants, a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!