Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers And I started up a fight But now I am jaded Youre out of luck Im rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck Im too drunk, too drunk, too drunk To fuck I like your stories I love your gun Shooting out truck tires Sounds like loads and loads of fun But in my room Wish you were dead You ball like the baby In eraserhead Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck Its all I need right now Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck Im sick soft gooey and cold Too drunk to fuck Im about to drop My heads a mess The only salvation is Ill never see you again You give me head It makes it worse Take out your fuckin retainer Put it in your purse Im too drunk to fuck Youre to drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Its all I need right now oh baby Im melting like an ice cream bar Oh baby And now I got diarrhea Too drunk to fuck Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Oooohhh