I Vote Conservative (Because I'm In Love With You)
Margaret, my girl You’re driving me insane You make me swallow my cigar And choke on my champagne Your speeches are so exciting That I don’t know what to do I vote conservative Cos I’m in love with you
I used to be an anarchist till I saw you on T.V. When you spoke I realised you were the only one for me So I sold my old Centurion and all of my hand-grenades too I vote conservative cos I’m in love with you Oh I’m in love with you
Oh Margaret, my small yellow beagle I never realised all the wonderful things That conservatism had to offer until I heard you explain everything so concisely And now I realise that all I have ever truly desired is a government based on common sense I vote conservative cos I’m in love with you Oh I’m in love with you
I joined the young conservatives now I’m really where it’s at I think I’ll buy a bigger car and practice being fat You have opened up to me a world that I never knew I vote conservative because I’m in love with you Oh I’m in love with you Oh Margaret, oh yeah