Fog matters to you and me But it can't touch Sherlock Holmes Dogs bark and he knows their breed And knows where they went last night Knows their masters, too Oh baby, hold me tight
Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Spend the night with Sherlock Holmes Hold me tight like Sherlock Holmes
Stay, don't give me that same old act I can call in Sherlock Holmes He'll want your biography And pictures of you in lace And satin looking great Oh baby, hold me tight
Spend the night with Sherlock Holmes Hold me tight like Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
Do you want to have fun? Do you want a good time? Do you want me to laugh? Do you want me to cry?
Do you want me to dance? Do you want me to sing? Do you want me to joke? Should I be more like him?
I can dance like Sherlock Holmes I can sing like Sherlock Holmes But can't be Sherlock Holmes