I saw fire, when I looked in my lover’s eyes, Oh-oh! I saw the Devil dressed up in disguise, Oh-oh! And you know it gets hotter than an oven, When you and I commence the loving, And you like what I’m doing, And I like what I’m doing to you, And everybody’s happy, happy tonight!
I’m a man, And I’m torn between vengeance and fashion, Oh-oh! And I’m trying so hard not to get caught up in the passion, Oh-oh! And you know, that my suit costs more than your house, I’m a scoundrel, a lover, a murderous louse, And I’d look good in your bed, And you think that I’m looking good, And everybody’s happy, happy tonight!
She’s a girl, and she’s got so many crazy ideas, man, Oh-oh! She wants to push the button and execute this innocent man, Oh-oh! And you know, she’s depressed in her wedding dress, She’s gonna have her ribs removed, And I like the way she’s looking, Yeah, she’s looking like a hundred dollars, And everybody’s happy, happy tonight!