Dear Fluttershy, you don't know how hard I have tried To be good since you have helped me to reform I was so great at being bad, now I'm good, but I'm so bored Very truly yours, Discord
Dear Discord, thanks so much for confiding in me I want to help you and I think you will agree That staying true to your promise will lead you to happiness In time, sincerely, Fluttershy
We're the Discordians I'm slightly evil, but we're friends I am one, she is one, and we have one We're the Discordians He's slightly evil, but we're friends I am one, he is one, we've just begun
Dear Fluttershy, you'll never know hard hard it's been To shirk chaos when I am nearly omnipotent When the ponies look at me, only my past deeds do they see I only wish I could be free
Dear Discord, I value and trust you as my friend And the last thing you should do is try to pretend But doing wrong to others would only hurt yourself in the end I'm here for you, I want to help you mend
We're the Discordians I'm slightly evil, but we're friends I am one, she is one, and we have one We're the Discordians He's slightly evil, but we're friends I am one, he is one, HERE CHAOS COMES!!! (oh my)
Discord, it can be hard, you have to take it day by day If you slip up, I'm here to help, you should think better of yourself I know how much you've changed and I can see your evil days are through They'll see that you're a real sweetheart once they get to know you
Dear Shutterfly, I think of all the glory days I've entertained Turning Ponyville upside down, Equestria was my plaything But after the chaos I wreaked and statue-esque in my long sleep I am embarrassed and ashamed, now being better is my aim What fun is there in making sense? I have a brand new audience A group of friends to back me up and always come to my defense Now I know when you have friends you can't have your way all the time But it's worth it, so I'm both naughty and nice
We're the Discordians I'm slightly evil, but we're friends I am one, she is one, and we have one We're the Discordians He's slightly evil, but we're friends I am one, he is one, we've just begun...ONE MORE TIME! (yay)
We're the Discordians I'm slightly evil, but we're friends I am one, she is one, and we have one We're the Discordians He's slightly evil, but we're friends I am one, he is one, we've just begun