Ladysmith wants you forthwith to come to her relief Burn your briefs you leave for France tonight Carefully cut the straps of the booby-traps and set the captives free But don't shoot 'til you see her big blue eyes The sound the charge (breathe your final breath) and charge into the valley of death Cannon to the left and cannon to the right they'll go bang bang bang all night We'll fight them on the beaches yes we'll fill'm full of lead fighting naked in the open air We'll fight them in the kitchen, in the bathroom in the garden shed fighting the good fight any-fighting-where So sound the charge (breathe your final breath) and charge into the valley of death Cannon to the left and cannon to the right They'll go bang bang bang all night There'll be a cannon to the left and cannon to the right They'll go bang bang bang bang bang bang bang all night... Hey baby, I lurve it when you talk sense to me 'specially when you say lurve and let lurve I hear what your sayin' I have in ma hand a piece o'paper that says let's make lurve, not this phoney war thang (we're goin' over the top) Hah, you're so sexy when you're angry honey-child (Roaming around in no-man's land and gettin' caught in your barbed wire Hey baby gonna set your village on fire...) ..Come into my parlour said the spider to the fly Come inside and make yourself at home CHARGE, I'm gonna hit you where it hurts CHARGE, so sound the red alert! There'll be a cannon to the left... ..and cannon to the right (the hills are alive with the sound of) BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG all night!