You left me for a cheap tart Totally heartless You said you wanted a new start But I'm not defenseless
I know Kung Fu I'm not afraid to use it on you I'm gonna whoop your ass 'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan Oh Yeah Gonna fight fight fight fight fight Like Jackie Chan!
You thought that you were safe Then you made me cry I got dumped and I lost face Now you're gonna die!
I know Kung Fu I'm not afraid to use it on you I'm gonna whoop your ass 'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan Oh Yeah Gonna fight fight fight fight fight Like Jackie Chan!
[Spoken:] You thought you could get away with breaking my heart? Listen up, I'm coming after you With nunchucks and an attitude You won't be laughing, Ding-Dong When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand Laughing...COVERED IN BLOOD
You ran right over my cat Now I hate your guts Your chick's ugly and a brat Gonna crush your nuts!
I know Kung Fu I'm not afraid to use it on you I'm gonna whoop your ass 'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan Oh Yeah Gonna fight fight fight fight fight Like Jackie Chan!