Iron Man could charm the pants off of a snorlax Thor's abs could basically kill Captain America is cute like a kitten And Black Widow has specific skills
But if I had to choose just one Out of all the heroes in that field You can keep your Hawkeye & Loki But I'll take an agent of SHIELD
Agent Coulson doing the work that no one sees Agent Coulson keeping it cool behind the scenes you are super you are super to me
Paperwork and complication Ties and suits and Iron Man He'd say things like "I'm just doing my job, m'am. you need to run while you still can"
I bet his plane always has cell service and he'd always text a witty reply He's reliable and devoted And apparently he can't die
Agent Coulson doing the work that no one sees Agent Coulson keeping it cool behind the scenes you are super you are super to me
I bet you wish you had a different job it's not too fun being the guy that's sane Someone else could do the paperwork for once And you could be the guy jumping out of the plane
Agent Coulson doing the work that no one sees Agent Coulson keeping it cool behind the scenes you are super you are super to me