The most terrifying thing you'll see Be it land or ocean deep From the rivers of hell to the seas of the dead To the lands you'd not even dare dream in your head
Through lakes and through forests, through rain and through sleet Where the hell and high water all pour down in sheets Lies a creature whose tentacles rake out your soul Smash in your brain and crack in your skull!
Big squid! Oh s___! Big squid! Kill it!
It split apart the mast With power unsurpassed It tore twenty men into thirty and ten And it did the most god-awful things unto them
Black heartless eyes came up from the brine With long dragging tentacles covered in slime It's come to the surface to feast on our souls Tear off our flesh and kraken our skulls!
Smash! \"I'll spill your b_____ guts!\" Wham! \"You're royally f___ed!\" Crash! \"Down with puny ship!\" Slam! \"One-way death trip!\"
The seas begins to spin And they pulled our vessel in The vast undertow fought to drag us below As we took arms against our gargantuan foe
Winds madly rage as the heavens cry With black howling thunder and lightning skies Our bodies may break as our fate draws nigh But we'll send this fiend back to hell so it never again will rise!