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Land Ho

We’re off the coast of Mexico
Nothing but tequila and donkey shows
We got some sluts and Wolf got an ass
And further south we go

Land ho, to Panama we go!

We’ve reached the port of Panama
Nothing rhymes with Panama
We only found two women
So we had to share their vaginas

Land ho, and off to France we go!

We’re sailing off to France...Fuck France!

We’re sailing off to Portugal
To steal ourselves some whores and gold
We had our share but there’s too much hair
So we sold them back to Portugal

Land ho, to India we go!

We’re sailing into India
That’s where we’ll stick it into ya’
We slapped our cocks against their dots
And came across their chindias

Land ho, to Antarctica we go!

Well now we’re in Antarctica
We’ll leave this place for Shackleton
For it’s far too cold in a penguin’s hole
And the shrinkage is too gnarlica

Land ho, to America we go!

But, we’ve ended up in Canada
What the hell’s in Canada?
We saw a tree and a grizzly bear
But its asshole felt like sandada

Land ho, and further south we go!

We’ve sailed around the world ya’ know
And we’ve had our share of dirty hoes
But if we had our pick, we’d leave our ship
In the nice warm land of donkey shows

Land Ho!