This stormy night brought forth The sounds of sea wolves dying Our sails were headed north Their blades and bullets flying
Upon the main deck stood These b______ pirate fools Who held us by our throats And robbed us of our jewels
If only they knew We were the Dread Crew!
We looked to the skies And broke through their ties! We pulled out our daggers And gouged out their eyes!
They tried to defend But soon met their end As into the waters Did their corpses descend!
We looked out to the west And saw their flag still flapping The captain's arms at chest His swarthy sailor's laughing
Their legion had been killed But the battle was not won With swords at hand and pistols filled The bloodbath had begun!
We jumped and swung from ropes that hung From aloft we came to board Our weapons gleamed as our regime Took on their scurvy horde!
Limbs were thrown As we slashed through their bones! We bashed in their skulls To silence their moans!
Their stomachs we cut! We're all f___ing nuts! 'Cause we painted the ship With their blood and their guts!
We fight to be free For our love of the sea! Our enemies flee From our every decree! We're covered in bees And you'll have to agree There's no nastier pirates than we!
The captain was still Though his crew had been killed! He spat at our boots We had yet to be thrilled!
The last mug he drank As his ship we sank! With cutlass at spine He walked the plank!