Coin-operated boy Sitting on the shelf, he is just a toy But i turn him on and he comes to life Automatic joy That is why i want A coin operated boy
Made of plastic and elastic He is rugged and long-lasting Who could ever, ever ask for more? Love without complications galore Many shapes and weights to choose from I will never leave my bedroom I will never cry at night again Wrap my arms around him and pretend
Coin-operated boy All the other real ones that i destroy Cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go And i'll never be alone Not with my coin-operated boy
This bridge was written to make you feel smittener With my sad picture of girl getting bitterer Can you extract me from my plastic fantasy? I didn't think so but i'm still convinceable Will you persist even after i bet you A billion dollars that i'll never love you? Will you persist even after i kiss you Goodbye for the last time? Will you keep on trying to prove it? I'm dying to lose it... I'm losing my confidence I want it I want you I want a coin-operated boy
And if i had a star to wish on For my life i can't imagine Any flesh and blood could be his match I can even take him in the bath
Coin-operated boy He may not be real experienced with girls But i know he feels like a boy should feel Isn't that the point that is why i want a coin operated boy? With his pretty coin operated voice Saying that he loves me, That he's thinking of me Straight and to the point That is why i want A coin-operated boy