he’s been trying with limited success to get this girl let him get into her dress but every time he thinks he’s getting close she threatens death before he gets a chance
and that’s the way it is in Minnesota that’s the way it is in Oklahoma that’s the way it’s been since protozoa first climbed onto the shores of California
she’s been trying with limited success to get him to turn out the lights and dance cause like any girl all she really wants is that fickle little bitch romance that fickle little bitch romance
and that is why a girl is called a tease and that is why a guy is called a sleaze and that’s why god made escort agencies one life to live and mace and GHB
and that’s the way it is in Minnesota that’s the way it is in Oklahoma homa that’s the way since the animals and Noah first climbed onto shores of California
must not be too kind stop thinking love is blind clench your fists, yeah right "she's just not my type"
why all these conflicting specifications maybe to prevent overpopulation all I know is that all around the nation the girls are cryin' the boys are masturbatin’ the girls are cryin’ the boys are masturbatin’
and that’s the way it is in Minnesota that’s the way it is in Oklahoma homa that’s the way Aristophanes and Homer wrote the Illiad and Lysistrata
that’s the way it is in Minnesota that’s the way it is in Oklahoma homa that’s the way since the age protozoa first climbed onto the shores of California