We're a sorry bunch The odds of it are such a drag my darling I could've lost her hand You should look where you are going God I could have lost my life But I would lose a hundred fights Just as long as you were on my side
We're a sorry bunch The odds of it are such a drag my darling You were lost in thought Well it won't help now to say you're sorry They could've dropped us off But I would skip a hundred parties Just as long as you were in my life Just as long as nobody knew that we were...
Here's to alcohol Here's to chemicals Here's to all of the things that we drink When we want to sing like no one's listening
Just as long as you were on my side Just as long as nobody knew