Give me the sun and a big tv Give me a chair positioned beautifully Give me a hat trick from the SCG Give me a Test Match Special And set me free
Show me the outfield from a zeppelin Show me the coin toss that we never win Peruse the paper, sip some Earl Grey tea And let the Test Match Special Set you free
Test Match Special Will set you free The Test Match Special
It's time for drinks!
And now we're back on the field of play And we'll be here for the next five days Look there's a streaker (*''whistles''*) running through the crease Only the Test Match Special Can set you free
The Test Match Special Will set you free The Test Match Special Will set you free The Test Match Special It's gonna set you free Test Match Special