I went out to a stupid party Had to scam on everybody Asked a woman for a light And to spend the night
But she wasn't having any Said I was just one of many But she'd give me some advice
She said "you try, but you don't get none" And I said "why, was she a lesbian?" But she was fly and had a biologic plan, oh man Said "if you want me, well, use your hand" (damn)
There better be women Now you're coming on but you come too strong There better be women, oh yeah 'Cuz satisfaction is no mother's son You call this a party? Yeah, but I don't party with everybody There better be women, Be women tonight, alright! Alright!
I watched them in fascination Her friend and their wild gyrations Like a symphony in pink Not missing link
And it was a freaky orgy But somehow they all ignored me Watch my pennant start to shrink They said "don't you want it? You know we've got it" But I was haunted by three way dreams Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah
There better be women Now you're coming on but you come too strong There better be women, oh yeah 'Cuz satisfaction is no mother's son You call this a party? Yeah, but we don't party with everybody There better be women, Be women tonight, alright!