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The Anaconda Grow
The Anaconda Grow
The Anaconda Grow up to a quarter ton hun

The green anaconda lives in the Amazon and the Orinoco Rain forest in South America
They live in swamps and marshes and slow moving streams and they are the largest reptiles when measured by weight

Now they’re real real real
Eat pigs and bird and all the reptiles and larger ones can even prey on Tapir and Capybara and even Small Deer
This is a dope snake

By the way 7 days that’s how often they need to have a meal
Wrap around the prey and squeeze hard to kill
On land got no skillz but their swimming trill
Underwater concealed but you see the nostrils
Scientific name: Eunectes murinus in 1758 named by Carl Linneaus ssssss

Oh my gosh! (What?)
30 feet long!
Oh my gosh! (What?)
Primarily Nocturnal
Oh my gosh! (What?)
Found in Ecuador
Found in Ecuador
Found in
Found in Ecuador

The male Anaconda is a similar color (Ah huh)
The sexual dimorphism means they’re much smaller

[Sexual Dimorphism] biology

A physical dichotomy between the males and females of a species.

Mating in the rainy season from April to May (Ok)
Female laying down the pheremones to [summon the male].

And they Bang! Bang! Bang!
Males come running and they competing.
Press they cloaca up against her thang.
Only the winner gets to cop-u-late. (Ha-ha!)
It’s called the breeding ball.

By the way, the one who waits
He ain’t gonna live another day
The female eats him and slithers away
Their adjusting his body while making those eggs
It’s a long wait
Half a year to gestate
Ovoviviparous
Gives birth to live young
And by the way they smell with their tongue.
Tongue Tongue-Tongue-Tongue Tongue
Tongue-Tongue-Tongue Tongue
Yeah!

This is for my 30 foot long snakes up in the zoo

I said: real fat ass snakes up in the zoo (Where you at!?)
Fyck the little snakes!
Fyck the little snakes in the zoo! [Fyck 'Em!]
Fyck you with you skinny snake wha-cha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… ssssssss