When I was just a young boy, I wasn't all that smart I didn't understand that life could imitate art I had myself a girlfriend that was going on eighteen She wasn't such a beauty but then I was no James Dean We'd go out to the theaters somewhere downtown on Vine She'd never need a reason and she always had the time I took her to a movie where the guy loses the girl Then we'd hit the amusement park and ride the Tilt-O-Whirl.
I was in line for the tickets when I saw my girlfriend leave She was heading for the front door with what looked to be a bee I ran outside to get her as they were heading down street She yelled : 'Don't even bother 'cause you know you can't compete' 'Whatever you can offer me, this bee has got and more' I knew right then my world would end, that bee was gonna score.
African bees, those african bees They don't pay no taxes and do as they please They hang out with rock groups and give 'em disease They look in your windows and pee in your trees.
With my PhD from USC, I got a job in Hollywood I was working for the studio and my hair was looking good I met a red-haired beauty on the Steven Spielberg set
She was fairly new to tinsel town so she wasn't jaded yet I took her to a screening of the new Scorcese flick I got a call I had to take but I said I'd make it quick I slid back in the theater but she was nowhere I could see Then I thought I spotted her in th corner with a bee.
Oh, african bees, oh those african bees They don't need no passports, they go where they please You can't take their picture, they just won't say : 'Cheese' I don't think I trust them to clean up the sleaze.
I said I can't believe that this is happening again She said : 'I kind of like you, Jack, but only as a friend' 'That bee had shown me something that I'd never seen before' He took my hand, gave her a shrug and buzzed me out the door.
African bees, oh those african bees They ain't got no elbows, they're down on their knees African bees, oh those african bees They don't make no honey and carry the fleas African bees, oh those african bees They look in your window and pee in the trees.