This Is a Lovesong for Cigarettes Because I Need Them Addictions are Better than Mouths to Feed So I’ll Be the One to Feed them And the Man Standing in your Living Room Warned Me Not To Say This But My Head’s Been Fucked Up Way too Long to Find it Within Myself to be Embarrassed
And I Must Admit I Blushed a Bit At Something So Fucking Hopeless Though it May of Been the Saddest Thing That He Had Ever Witnessed
So I’ll Be Sweet to Him Until He Rots Away I Will Be Lenient So Long as it Suits Me But if He Falls Asleep He’ll Never Wake Again
I’ve Got this Plastic Bag and I Was Told that It Has the Power to Hush Anything Especially Men Trapped In Your Living Room
Andy Said Yesterday Was the Happiest Day He’ll Ever Want to Forget This Morning Just Got Worse and Worse And Tomorrow’s Not Even Here Yet So We Talked On Love and Substances That Convert the Heart to An Addict And it Hit Home Quite Perfectly When He Bummed My Last Cigarette For Me
So I Will Hide From Him Until He Comes This Way And I will Kiss His Mouth with a Ceramic Ashtray And if that Puts Him Out He’ll Never Wake Again
It’s About Time that This Young Fella Learned that Love and Addiction Can Conquer Anything Especially Men Who Discover Me in Their Living Room