I was walking in the shop And saw a fucking awesome thing Oh it stood right next to me And stared around like a king
Chorus: My friend is red mannequin It has dick It's red and big And soon it will be in your mom Oh my god I fell in love I fell in love In love
I stepped up to him and asked "Hi man! How are you?" And he answered "all is great I'm working pal so fuck you" Oh its harshness blew my head It is awesome and god damn red It's glib and bold, i fell in love I wanna live and die with it
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We're on the couch and watching porn BANG!!! My bon ami is here She's so unscrewed and so much fear There's in her eyes along with scorn She throws my love against the wall Then runs away to her friends-blunts She's such a bitch and stupid cunt She broke my heart she broke it all