Tabloid magazines are made in hell The falling stars are getting sucked down We all get seduced easy We all get We get seduced
Sell us magazines about the stars And watch us stare into the void What not to wear to the awards Whose tit escaped on camera now These creeps are climbing up the trees The neighbor's calling the police And snapping pictures by the pool We get seduced so easy
Check out clerks all thumbing towards the page An A-list starlet shaved her brains While starving millionaires complain TV makes your ass fat
Tell us, How rad is it living in a microscope? Broadcast into every single living room Hot lights on your love life Let me buy close up tabloid shots of your cellulite
Hypnotizing pages of advice From their demented fashion do's or dies Who put this hook inside my mouth? ...you You're getting so obsessed, it's all you talk about We're gossip hounds on the couch
How rad is it living in a microscope? Broadcast into every single living room Hot lights on your love life It's not love, that's sex on the first night
How rad is it living in a microscope? Broadcast into every single living room Hot lights on your love life Let me buy Close up tabloid shots of your cellulite