I'm in the lobby of the motel late Waitin on my lovely date Her name is Doris Day
I'm in a suit of burgundy There's a deerhead lookin at me It's blowin my mind away
Everyone knows she's the killin kind She keeps a 38 smith and wesson at her side I put a pistol in my pants Cause were going out to dance Where the water drinks like cherry wine
Tell me mama, so it seems Your son's been a bad marine They're shippin him home tonight
Tell me mama was your other son In jail with the other one? You must've raised em wrong
I heard your low-life husband shout It got me to wondering what the scene was all about He said I'm breakin my parole Goin down to Jericho Get me that money, or I'm gonna beat it out
OOO happy days are here! It's the perfect summer night And the moonlight's shining clear Put a pistol in your purse Cause we're goin to Ghettysburgh To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!
Is that your daughter Mr. Kissinger? Better keep an eye on her She been lookin me up and down
Is that your woman in the coat of fur? Better keep an eye on her This is a ravenous part of town
I know about you and the deputy And how they found him shot dead in a Mercury Some say you're paid to kill Like that mean ole Buffalo Bill Watch it buddy! Don't draw no gun on me!
OOO happy days are here! It's the perfect summer night And the moonlight's shining clear Put a pistol in your purse Cause we're goin to Ghettysburgh To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!