I might lost my leg in the war But war, it was love My girl's a real shark I'm not gonna try to uh debate it, not everybodys perfect
My baby told me, "Darling if you can't get a pardon, better get a parole" I told her I'd be out by morning when the sun is down and with the money rolled Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me She loves me tenderly
I walked with my brand new slacks and my hair slick back down to Donny's pier Donny wants me to buy him a bottle but I blew my wallet on a chandelier All for my loving gal Eleanor who loves the elderly
A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch Wouldn't you like that A bottle of gin A typewriter and a violin Wouldn't you like that
Whoa! James Felice on the piano. Real talent. Alright Jimmy that's enough let's wrap it up.
Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me She loves me tenderly
I left my blue-eyed lady when we we toting a mercedes through the gambling man I lost my diamond watch but in the parking lot I took back again Oh man you've got to understand She loves me tenderly
A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch Wouldn't you like that A bottle of gin (what) A typewriter and a violin Wouldn't you like that
A sunny day, a shotgun and a Chevrolet Wouldn't you like that A painted scene, our voices on the city green Wouldn't you like that
A microwave, a pillbox and a jack of spades Wouldn't you like that