Ashadu an la ilaha ilalla, wa ashadu anna muhammadan rasulu-la
Muhammad salallahu alayhi a-wasallam The meek and mild warlord who invented our Quran Commanded us to never give false partners to Allah Then told us to obey him in addition to our God
He flew to heaven with his whores Or perhaps it was a horse Or was it a goat? Well, I guess it's more or less interchangeable
This song will calm a baby In Australia there's a bent tree Doing a rakat Even facing the Kaaba Your right hand says 18 Left says 81 99 names for Allah Miracles second to none
We follow a pedophile We glorify sharia Inshallah we'll rule the world As free as North Korea
We stand firm Calling to Allah All the time We let them know Bang, bang 'Cause it's Dawah time
Oh, how I wish I could drink a damn bottle of my father's nutritious sperm It's healthy and I love the taste but it's haram by Al-Jabbar, Al-Khabir, Allah's terms
You'd think beer or bacon would be what I crave, but with fatherly semen I wanna be graced I can't resist this desire Please, Allah, don't send me in Jahannam fire!
Could you please rescind your daddy seed policy? I'm sure it would be a well received anomaly
So you criticized our doctrines, our barbarism with clenched fists But did you know that not all Muslims are terrorists or islamists?
No true Muslim would shoot a bunch of gay lads But really we should blame Western culture for the bloodbath Veil your women and submit to Allah But don't change your mind because apostate's head won't stay on
Let's become an Islamic state Let's exemplify Baghdadis Infidels we'll decapitate And burn their dead bodies