Call me an ambulance, baby, please I’m dying of that unexpected grief Your blessed experience, mental disease You’re not my foe but distinguished guest Call me an ambulance, please Call me an ambulance, please
Call me an ambulance, baby, now Standing behind you I’m crying for help I have no ideas for what, I know how This story is surely going under ground Call me an ambulance, now Call me an ambulance, now
Call all my friends, throw a party, be cool Have sex, drink beer, ‘cause we run out of fuel Let them have fun on my birth fucking day I’ll stay with my pain and I’m gonna pray
Call me an ambulance, baby, now I’m eager to make you my wife and die Now you’re in charge, be calm, don’t cry I’m going away, I need ambulance, please