Tim: Yeah and just tidy up that display now. Oh good morning madam. Customer: Hello. It's nice to see you on this side of the counter for a change.
Tim: Yes, I've been promoted. I'm an Assistant Manager now!
Customer: Oh does your ambition know no bounds? Congratulations!
Tim: Thank you. Now how can I help you today?
Customer: It's more about how I can help you. I've got the option of some World Cup tickets and, quelle suprise, football bores me silly. Would you care for them?
Tim: I'd love them! But I could never afford them.
Customer: Well, that's where you're wrong. Just keep a gal company over lunch some time soon and they're yours for nothing...