Grandpaw might, grandpaw may He might rock all night and day For he loves to rock 'n' roll In a hillbilly way But it ain't easy It ain't easy anymore Oh Lord, it ain't easy His legs ache, now his feet get sore He can't go on like this for sure Grandpaw wrote, grandpaw sent He sent a letter to the president Oh, help me please, if you can I wanna be a bionic man Now, one-one-seven Grandpaw's in heaven They took his old legs away And fit bionic, supersonic Legs that rock all night and day Now it's so easy See him bop across the floor Oh Lord, it's so easy Got grandmaw shoutin' out for more Grandpaw's a crazy cat for sure Grandpaw's a crazy cat for sure
Come on gramps, let's see you rock Let's see you bop across that floor Look at them legs Ain't that a brag son
All that night, all that day Grandpaw rocked it all away When grandmaw saw him, I heard her say Come rock with me, hillbilly way Oh, it's so easy See him bop across the floor Oh Lord, it's so easy Got grandmaw shoutin' out for more Grandpaw's a crazy cat for sure Grandpaw's a crazy cat for sure
Come on gramps Let's see you bop across that floor Look at them legs Shoot, you oughta see him move son Yeah, you're a crazy, crazy... I'm a crazy cat son...