Aight, this is Ben and Nik Otherwise known as TFA This is about our frequent trips out to eat So, ladies, when you are playing this in your car Roll the windows down for all to hear And smoke crack Yeah, that's what I'm talking about Here we go
As I cruise down the street, ridin' blades With a Mossberg pistolgrip pump action shotgun Everyone be runnin' and screamin' and cryin' As though my name were Atilla the Hun But what they fail to recognise is I want something to eat Shit, I just want some grub, spend a stack of them dubs You can't touch me, not when I'm in the streets You can always hear me, big beats When it's hot out, my glock's out, I'm 'bout to knock your lights out I'm Godly, I'm God-like, it's heavenly I'm only movin' bricks to those spendin' the G's But bitches still be screamin' and hollerin and callin' me Look up to me as though I'm your father Fuck opinions, religion, they're a bother Day in, day out, stuntin' like a star Others be scared 'cause we're leavin' scars
I'm shootin' fools while I'm bendin' the block Then, I stop off at Hollywood to see what's in stock Oh, no you didn't point at me, gimme dat look One time I killed a sucka with only a book Jiggalatin at my table there's a woman tellin' fables Finna kill her 'for my meal gets here I blow dem ronnies as I ride off on my pony so I fill all of the children with bonafide fear Technology of the best, you will see Is only for the few who can get past me, bitch Gonna fuck a motha stab her face and kill her brotha So, bitches know I'm the one that is undercover Everybody gettin' outta da way Gonna talk about me for the rest of the day Slippin' dope to the waiters cuz of their shitty pay I bust out my computer so that WoW can be played.
I'm hungry Feed me Kill a cow so I can feed Is this food good!? Hey, I just found out that My best friend's dead
Food poisoning kills those that are dumb Even though you're dumb, you can still drink rum
We're drunk, we're tipsy all up in this restaurant We don't know what we ordered, but who really cares?
I ate some food Then, I fucked this girl Because I'm the king Then, Albert Fish Came and ate this chick So, my bill was cheaper
I never thought food could taste so good I'm having a mouthgasm
In the restaurant, our meals were slaughtered. Slaughtered like babies, brephophagist What did you call me? I'm not a necrophagist. You're a dick. I hate the way you eat; you're sloppier than Rob Reiner. Don't talk back to me, I'm going to give you a shiner, you pussy ass bitch. Jesus, it's hot in Ben's room.
Fucking die
This restaurant is so good, mainly 'cause bitches be sucking my cock Hit her in the face, misogyny is not funny. Oh, shit, there's a rat in my soup, but it's okay because the 12th root of 2 is the distance in ratio between each note in the Western chromatic scale.
I thoroughly enjoyed My entire meal Though I slayed all persons In this fine cafe
I asked for water and he slit my throat open I'll never go there again (The waiter is dead We shot him in the head Damn, this is good bread) The waitress had a slight weight problem I'll never go there again (The waiter is dead Oh, what I wouldn't give To fuck him in the face) The food was burnt and it gave me cancer I'll never go there again (The waiter is dead From battery acid In his urethra) My pencil broke on the way to my house I'll never go there again (The waiter is dead All just to evade His taxes)
We will proceed to slaying the orcs I'm gonna kill all your friends